The Eli Tell-All

Hi. Eli here. I was born amid two raging tornadoes on the 4th of July. Since then, I have been attempting to live up to my dramatic entry into the world.

I have done everything from construction to bagging groceries to video editing to music management to screenwriting. I have lived everywhere from Michigan to middle-of-nowhere New Mexico, LA, Seattle, the Oregon coast and beyond. I have pitched my original ideas to companies like Disney, Frederator, Apple and more.

Now, I strive to create subversive, beguiling, and inclusive stories that foster love and creativity in a world increasingly bereft of both. Let’s chat.